Thursday, June 12, 2014

Who Do You Have to Sleep With?

I have a friend, we’ll call him “MJ.” He’s been blogging his broke, white ass off since the day I sat on him and forced him to or face a number of broken body parts. And he has complied. In fact, I think he’s become addicted to it. Either that, or he just likes all the vile threats I reap upon him when he becomes stagnate in his writing. I hear some guys are into that kinda stuff.

The SOB has three blogs (and I can’t even keep up with one – what kinda Jedi Master am I?!). He writes about anything from insane stuff to gaming crap all the way to Christian philosophy mumbo gumbo (yes, GUMBO, cuz it’s dinner time while I’m writing this and I’m hungry). 

With all the keyboard pounding for so many years, you think the bastard would have gotten someone’s attention. But NOPE! You could drop a piano on the muther and he probably wouldn’t even make the evening news. I feel bad for him because I dragged him into this dark underbelly of blogging. I’d sell my soul to see him do better, but I don’t like him that much and Satan doesn’t give change. 

So what does an asshole have to do to get some respect and make it big (or even mediocre) in this cruel world of writing? Maybe we could start with you. Yes, you. The reader that stumbled upon this post and got sucked in. You might be wondering what you could do. 

Well, how about checking out one single little post on one of his three little inane blogs? It’ll only take a couple of minutes of your time and you might actually enjoy yourself. Best of all, it’s pretty much free. It would keep MJ from taking another step closer to that ledge. I’ve already had to talk him down once this month. And I’ve heard rumors he’s willing to sleep his way to the top.


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    1. Eh. I took pity on a habitual loser. :D

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    2. And this habitual loser appreciates that pity.

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  2. Who doesn't love MJ? I am a shitty reader and sharer. I will do better.

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    1. I'm in the same boat. Not enough time in the damn day!

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    2. My friend I am guilty of the same, so don't feel bad, I have to do a lot better myself.

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  3. I'd bang him. If I was single and drunk that is. I mean uh...shit. Damn.

    Let's just say MJ rocks. Yea. That's it.

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    1. Sure you'd sleep with him, but where would it get him except a couple of minutes of sexual bliss? :D

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    2. Kim being bangable in your eye, even if they are drunk eyes, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

      Terrye that was cold...funny...but cold!

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  4. haha! I have a lot of respect for MJ's writing for a few reasons.

    1. He's got a knack for capturing the hilarity of some often not so funny topics with a respectful manner to those with an open mind, a sense of humor and a lick of common sense.
    2. With three blogs involving terms like INSANE, CHRISTIAN, and NERDY...it's hard not to be a fan.
    3. He's so talented...he doesn't have to sleep his way to the top...just have his followers on his behind to keep up the great posts.

    Thanks for this T! MJM loves the love!

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    1. Hm...I smell a new blog for MJ: Insane Nerdy Christians. :D Those are very good reasons to adore MJ. That and the dude actually wore a pair of stained underwear on his head for a blog.

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    2. Steph you are awesome my friend, thanks so much for all the love and support (and the new blog idea), you are one radical chick.

      Terrye you know I would sport dirty drawers on my head for you...anytime.

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  5. Here's the thing.

    The most successful bloggers are . . . Well. I won't say cause I don't want to commit blogicide before I even have my big comeback.

    The most talented writers are the ones that type all day and never get anywhere, never get noticed.

    MJ is in the latter- with me, you, Kim up there, and a handful of others (we all know who).

    If you read this and you don't like it, chances are you're a shitty writer, but a popular blogger and don't like to see the truth.

    If you read this and you're like, "Amen, Sister!" then you're probably an amazing writer, but crap at blogging. Welcome to my world.

    Where the ass-kissers rise to the top and the true talent simmers at the bottom. Sort of like Gumbo.

    MJ rocks. I'd tap that ass, read those words, and promote him any day of the week.

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    1. So friggin' true. Seems you gotta polish a lot of chrome in the blogging world to make it anywhere. I think 'we' aren't willing to sacrifice our souls for that kind of 'fame.'

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    2. Amen to that shiz Starr, we bust our asses for seemingly nothing more than a condemning stares from all the kiss asses around these parts who think they are better than us because they are bubby buddy with some self-proclaimed blogging god/godess.

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  6. I'm already one of Mike's stalkers. And like Kim, I'd probably bang him after a couple of bottles of Rioja!

    A fine tribute, Terrye, delivered in your inimitable style.

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    1. Bryan, I had no idea you were that much fun at orgies! :D Next time, invite me! ;)

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    2. Hey Bryan...I have a couple bottles of Rioja and some anal lube...just saying.

      Terrye you're invite too, you could hold the camera.

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  7. Michael is a bad ass blogger. I need to catch up over the weekend and read his blogs. Show him some true man blog love.

    Maybe I'll even sleep with him. Tap dat ass. Eat gumbo off his butt. The normal things bloggers do.

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    1. Phil, I think that is one hell of an idea. We should all meet at MJ's place and just have one huge love in. ;)

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    2. Phil you really know how to turn an insane man on...you had me at, "Eat gumbo off his butt"...I think I'm in love.

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  8. Well, with a promo like that I think Mike should owe you money. I may even have YOU promote me, whether it's writing my Eulogy when I die, or if I ever have a Bris, I will be calling upon you like the next Maya Angelou.

    I have followed two of the 3 blogs you have suggested. I fear if I go down the Christian blog that he will just see me for what I am...the devil's advocate...so....2 out of 3 ain't bad!

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    1. Terrye is great, isn't she.

      Thanks for the support my friend, you rock. So you know, my Christian blog is nothing like what you would expect.

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    2. Hm...I've never been to a Bris...

      As for the Christian blog, yeah...take what you think of religious blogs and toss em out the window cuz his is completely different. :D

      Oh, and thank you so much!

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