Who Do You Have to Sleep With?

I have a friend, we’ll call him “MJ.” He’s been blogging his broke, white ass off since the day I sat on him and forced him to or face a number of broken body parts. And he has complied. In fact, I think he’s become addicted to it. Either that, or he just likes all the vile threats I reap upon him when he becomes stagnate in his writing. I hear some guys are into that kinda stuff.

The SOB has three blogs (and I can’t even keep up with one – what kinda Jedi Master am I?!). He writes about anything from insane stuff to gaming crap all the way to Christian philosophy mumbo gumbo (yes, GUMBO, cuz it’s dinner time while I’m writing this and I’m hungry). 

With all the keyboard pounding for so many years, you think the bastard would have gotten someone’s attention. But NOPE! You could drop a piano on the muther and he probably wouldn’t even make the evening news. I feel bad for him because I dragged him into this dark underbelly of blogging. I’d sell my soul to see him do better, but I don’t like him that much and Satan doesn’t give change. 

So what does an asshole have to do to get some respect and make it big (or even mediocre) in this cruel world of writing? Maybe we could start with you. Yes, you. The reader that stumbled upon this post and got sucked in. You might be wondering what you could do. 

Well, how about checking out one single little post on one of his three little inane blogs? It’ll only take a couple of minutes of your time and you might actually enjoy yourself. Best of all, it’s pretty much free. It would keep MJ from taking another step closer to that ledge. I’ve already had to talk him down once this month. And I’ve heard rumors he’s willing to sleep his way to the top.

The Insane Asylum

The Nerdy Side of Life 

Extreme Christian  

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